i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

watchtheskytonight:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

that boy is of the future

tomfletcherscats:

i-n-t-e-r-v-e-n-t-i-o-n:

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

Or care

guess whos not getting an autograph

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

Professor:  Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people:  *raises hand*
Professor:  Who plans on never getting married?
Me:  *raises hand*
Professor:  *points me out* why?
Me:  It's illegal.
Professor:  touche.

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

paynerprise:

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

#i imagine thats how liam feels about louis (x)